The Best Coffee This Side of the Mississippi

Come visit our "shop" on 121 Pain Street. We are closed every day from 7am to midnight. We serve only the best, most outsouced, chemical- ridden, closed-trade coffee, plus we offer a selection of fresh gnome-baked goods for when you are feeling heckish.

We have no atmosphere for meeting up with friends or working quietly on your own projects. There are lots of tables but no chairs to make everyone comfortable and welcome.

Visit us today!